Sunday, November 27, 2011
Run of the Mill Jerk Personal Ad #9: She Must be Patient and Understanding...
If a man were honest about the fact that he just wants sex and is not ready for a new relationship before getting that sex, maybe his ad would read like as follows.
Run of the Mill Jerk Personal Ad #9
Run of the mill jerk looking for a woman who should be patient and understanding because I have a lot of leftover baggage from my my previous relationship. I'm willing to let her drive over to my house any time she wants, but she will only be my girlfriend around my guy friends and not around other females.
Also, even though I am willing to have her over to my house any time I call for her, I will not ever tolerate being expected to ever show up at her place. I don't care about her life at all and I want someone who will understand it is all about me. As much as she wants it to be, it's never going to be about her and the relationship must always be on my terms, not hers.