Sunday, November 27, 2011

Run of the Mill Jerk Personal Ad #8: I'm Having a Midlife Crisis...


I wonder what a man's personal ad whose married and in a midlife crisis and unhappy in his marriage would read if he chose to tell young women he meets the truth. If there was no need to justify cheating, and maybe if he didn't feel like he had to lie, perhaps his ad would read something like the one shown below.

Run of the Mill Jerk Personal Ad #8

Run of the mill jerk looking for a woman who has a perfect body even though I can't even pull my shirt over my belly flaps. I'm in a midlife crisis so the younger the better and we must be discreet. I don't want my overweight wife to find out. If you give me good enough sex I will divorce my wife and be with you at least until you cheat on me with a younger man.