Sunday, November 27, 2011

Run of the Mill Jerk Personal Ad #7: Must be Totally on Texting Basis...

I wonder what the personal ad of a man who acts like he has something to hide would read if he were to admit he was hiding something. Mabye it would read as follows.

Run of the Mill Jerk Personal Ad #7

Run of the mill jerk looking for a woman to talk to on texting basis only. Yet, I don't want her to be with anyone else. I also want a woman I'm not sure I want to be with. Yet, I don't want to let her date other people. She must be there for me even though I keep her guessing about how I feel about her.