Saturday, November 26, 2011

Run of the Mill Jerk Personal Ad #5: Looking for Sweet, Kind, and Sexy...

I'm wondering what the ad of a man who admits he treats women like a dog would read like. Maybe it would be something like what is displayed below. 

Run of the Mill Jerk Personal Ad #5 

Run of the mill jerk looking for a woman who is sweet, kind, and sexy. She must be able to handle my subtle put-downs that I used to keep her thinking she doesn't deserve any better than me. All she can expect from me is to just want her around for sex, and I am willing to pay attention to her for a few minutes after dinner is served.