Saturday, November 26, 2011

Run of the Mill Jerk Personal Ad #4: Must Always Shut up and Put Out

Run of the mill jerk looking for a woman who shuts up and puts out whenever I ask her to. Even though I'm a verbal abuser who you can tell by the way I talk that I have no respect for women, she must remain committed to me.


Any games played are ones I start. Other that that, its okay for me to talk to exes but it's not okay for her to do it. Oh, and did I mention that I weight 300 pounds but I expect her to look like last month's Playboy model?