Saturday, November 26, 2011

Run of the Mill Jerk Personal Ad #3: Need Perfect Face and Body...


If a man who normally likes to use wit and charm and/or play with women's emotions to get what they want were honest with women that he just wants sex what would his personal ad read? I sometimes wonder. I think perhaps it would be as shown below.

Run of the Mill Jerk Personal Ad #3

Run of the mill jerk who thinks only with his sch-long is looking for the woman with the perfect face and body. I expect her to be in love with me even though I have a beer belly that is the size of her bathtub. She must never desire another man but it's okay if I do whatever I want with other women. Oh, and breakfast in bed is a plus but I still won't marry her.