Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Run of the Mill Jerk Personal Ad #14: I Must Be Her World

I man who expects a woman to drop everything to be with her is borderline psycho in my opinion. Either that or he is just playing games. This is how his ad would read if he is honest. He is usually a cold-hearted, controlling man just looking for a midnight booty call.

Run of the Mill Jerk Personal Ad #14

Run of the mill jerk looking for a woman who is willing to drop all of her plans and wrap her entire life around me even though I don't know what I want. I am not ready for or interested in a committed relationship. Even though I keep her guessing she must never break up with me because I don't want to have to look for a new partner.

I just want sex and not to have to meet her friends or her family, but she's welcome to meet my friends and family if she wants. I should be her life, not her career, education, or anything else that could get in the way of our one-sided relationship that really is not a relationship at all.

She must never date others even though I mostly only want her on the weekends and holidays, preferably after 10pm. (And its not even because I work second shift!) Oh and she must never deny me, and shame on her for wanting to see anyone else who actually wants her during the day.