Saturday, November 26, 2011

Run of the Mill Jerk Personal Ad #1: Looking for Honest Women Who Cleans; Good in Bed...

I always wondered what a man's personal ad would read if he was honest about what he really wanted from a woman. I'm sure some of them really want a relationship and are ready to commit. However, the rest of the men's personal ads should read like the one displayed below.

Run of the Mill Jerk Personal Ad #1

Run of the mill jerk who is a player is looking for an honest woman who can cook and clean and who is great in bed. She must never expect me to pay attention to her and she must always put out when I ask her to. 

She must never talk back to me and what I say goes. Oh, and I'm not required to tell her about any women I have on the side and I am entitled to leave her with or without cause at any time.